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Drunk Texan’s First Time Seeing BRUTAL Football Fouls
Just a drunk Texan man reacting to the worst Football (soccer for us Americans) Fouls in history. Some of these were so bad, they should've went to jail!
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Відео

Drunk Texan Impressed by Best Ever Football Saves
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I'm still learning the rules of football as a dumb American so hang out with me while my mind is blown!
Drunk Texan AMAZED by Lionel Messi Highlight Reel
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I'm just getting into football/soccer and stumbled across this highlight reel of Lionel Messi....I am shocked and amazed. How is he so good????
Drunk Texan Watches Football Highlights for the First Time
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Backflips, crazy curves, man I really think I'm gonna start getting into soccer! I mean football!
Drunk Texan Cries Laughing at English Football Chants
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American reacting to English Football chants. Some of the things said here...just insane!
Drunk Texan Reacts to Top 10 Europe ULTRAS! (FIRE WARNING)
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A drunk American reacting to UK fans going insane! Crazy stuff, including fires, cannons, and a little bit of football and basketball sprinkled in. You know, the usual!
Drunk Texan Intrigued by European Football (Explained for Americans)
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European football explained to an American. You mean to tell me the worst team kicks KICKED OUT OF THE LEAGUE??!! BRUTAL!!
City Slickers - "Tonkin" OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO
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The official music video for City Slickers' single "Tonkin"! Subscribe to stay up to date on every City Slickers release! The best Outlaw Country Rock that Houston Texas has to offer. Videographer: Gabriel Bush - Bushidomedia.org Video Editing: Beige Cashmere - www.beigecashmere.com/ Lyrics: I'm goin tonkin' tonight Who's ridin' with me? I'm goin' and burnin' it down We're shootin whiskey The g...
Peter Kay Goes Too Far...Texan Reacts to "Misheard Lyrics"!
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NO ONE is allowed to make fun of my girl Shania....NO ONE!!! Jk, it was pretty funny haha I'm some guy from Texas, giving his two cents that no one asked for. Grab a drink and watch with me! New Texas Merch! Link here: drunktexansays.creator-spring.com/ Click here to become a member of the Drunk Texan Posse!!: ua-cam.com/channels/hJXxqXnjvqpV8KS67-slVA.htmljoin Instagram: drunktex...
What Do Brits Think of Ungrateful Colonists' Day (Independence Day)? Drunk Texan Reacts
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In honor of the birthdate of the United States of America, I thought it would be interesting to see what the Brits think about Independence Day! Turns out, they don't care as much as we do...who would've guessed? Lmao Shout out to James Gerrard for helping me decide on a title for the video! Go check out his channel here: ua-cam.com/channels/Wxm0TtwDDdmB9Uchr48uWA.html I'm some guy from Texas, ...
Drunk American NFL Fan Reacts to Gareth Bale's Best Goals!
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Gareth Bale crushes some absolute bangers into the net. I'm not even a huge fan of soccer/football, and even I'm pumped watching Bale's best goals! I'm some guy from Texas, giving his two cents that no one asked for. Grab a drink and watch with me! New Texas Merch! Link here: drunktexansays.creator-spring.com/ Click here to become a member of the Drunk Texan Posse!!: ua-cam.com/channels/hJXxqXn...
American Reacts to Susan Boyle and Calum Scott Auditions! (Britain's Got Talent)
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I react to the biggest auditions on Britain's Got Talent that I could find: Susan Boyle and Calum Scott! I'm some guy from Texas, giving his two cents that no one asked for. Grab a drink and watch with me! New Texas Merch! Link here: drunktexansays.creator-spring.com/ Click here to become a member of the Drunk Texan Posse!!: ua-cam.com/channels/hJXxqXnjvqpV8KS67-slVA.htmljoin Instagram: instagr...
Texas Cop Reacts to UK vs US Police (JOB REVEAL!!)
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The cat is finally out of the bag! To those who have asked me (which is a lot of people lol) I'm finally revealing my job! While I'm at it, I'm reacting to the differences between cops in the UK vs cops in the US and adding my two cents! I'm some guy from Texas, giving his two cents that no one asked for. Grab a drink and watch with me! New Texas Merch! Link here: drunktexansays.creator-spring....
Americans Try British Sweets for the FIRST TIME! (mmm Double Decker...)
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Americans Try British Sweets for the FIRST TIME! (mmm Double Decker...)
Americans Try The UKs Walkers Crisps For the FIRST TIME! (feat. MY WIFE!)
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Americans Try The UKs Walkers Crisps For the FIRST TIME! (feat. MY WIFE!)
Drunk Texan Reacts: UK vs US INCOME TAX SYSTEM!
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Drunk Texan Reacts: UK vs US INCOME TAX SYSTEM!
American Tries a British Cuppa for the FIRST TIME!
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American Tries a British Cuppa for the FIRST TIME!
Drunk Texan Reacts to Royal Family History (CGP Grey Edition)
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Drunk Texan Reacts to Royal Family History (CGP Grey Edition)
Drunk Texan VS Innocent American: UK HISTORY TEST!
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Drunk Texan VS Innocent American: UK HISTORY TEST!
UK Takes The Piss out of Drunk Texan (Getting Personal Edition)
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UK Takes The Piss out of Drunk Texan (Getting Personal Edition)
Drunk Texan Reacts to Queen's Guard RAGE!
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Drunk Texan Reacts to Queen's Guard RAGE!
Drunk Texan Reacts: Top 10 Laws the Queen DOESN'T Have To Folllow!
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Drunk Texan Reacts: Top 10 Laws the Queen DOESN'T Have To Folllow!
Drunk Texan Reacts to Queen's 2020 Lockdown Speech (Spoiler: SHE KILLS IT)
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Drunk Texan Reacts to Queen's 2020 Lockdown Speech (Spoiler: SHE KILLS IT)
Drunk Texan Reacts to 10 Things The Queen CANT DO!
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Drunk Texan Reacts to 10 Things The Queen CANT DO!
Can a DRUNK TEXAN 🇺🇸Pass the UK 🇬🇧 CITIZENSHIP TEST?!
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Can a DRUNK TEXAN 🇺🇸Pass the UK 🇬🇧 CITIZENSHIP TEST?!
Drunk Texan Ranks the US 🇺🇸and UK 🇬🇧 and Irish 🇮🇪 Flags (BUTTHURT ALERT)
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Drunk Texan Ranks the US 🇺🇸and UK 🇬🇧 and Irish 🇮🇪 Flags (BUTTHURT ALERT)
Is the NHS Better than the American Healthcare System?? Drunk Texan Reacts
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Is the NHS Better than the American Healthcare System?? Drunk Texan Reacts
Do Texans share British Humor? British funny videos - Drunk Texan Reacts
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Do Texans share British Humor? British funny videos - Drunk Texan Reacts
Drunk Texan Discovers The Atherstone Ball Game
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Drunk Texan Discovers The Atherstone Ball Game

КОМЕНТАРІ

  • @nip___nap
    @nip___nap 3 години тому

    14:35 is called Scorpion Kick 🤪

  • @Nidge2013
    @Nidge2013 6 годин тому

    Adsm Johnson was convicted after taking a young girl into his car and inappropriatly touching her

  • @OtherKrab
    @OtherKrab 16 годин тому

    Half time at a game and a fella starts proposing to his girlfriend - the crowd behind him started chanting "you don't know what you're doing"

  • @Drew-Peacock
    @Drew-Peacock 19 годин тому

    Take a look at the Polish Ultras

  • @kenpike7814
    @kenpike7814 19 годин тому

    I used to work for a radio station that was part of a football club in the south of england. Watching the game from the commentary stand and one of the away fans was a huge (and i mean huuuuge) northern guy. The cameras focus on him as he takes his shirt off revealing a vast pile of man underneath. Gets shown on the big screen and the whole stadium starts singing "you fat b@£stard you fat b@£tard, you ate all the pies." Dude revels in his moment of glory and while displayed ona a 20 ft high screen he starts shaking and wobbling his vast belly for the tv.

  • @Primaate
    @Primaate 19 годин тому

    Just a btw ... 15min ...is fukn 6pack ffs 👍 do better next time 🇦🇺

  • @Primaate
    @Primaate 19 годин тому

    English rugby fans in Australia just fukn tear it up 😂 Secretly Aussies admire the devotion and organisation. 🇦🇺

  • @jahames556
    @jahames556 19 годин тому

    The way we can instantly break into song is because there are a few rhythms that are used for most chants. Once you hear the words once it’s easy to remember and repeat

  • @Driver2616
    @Driver2616 20 годин тому

    So, this just shows you the true mentality of the English. Thankfully, England is beginning to fill up with some other people, migrants that are from other parts of the planet. Hopefully the lack of basic intelligence and basic decency will be bred out of England over the coming decades.

  • @geoffreytotabonatuasinaga630
    @geoffreytotabonatuasinaga630 22 години тому

    handball for gk(GoalKeeper):Means your gk are outside the pen(penalty)box and the ball hit the gk hands.

  • @MarkDash-kn5gb
    @MarkDash-kn5gb 23 години тому

    Shit for brains

  • @Gruffydom
    @Gruffydom День тому

    He’s not even fat. That would mean something if it wasn’t from a citizen of the fattest country in the world. But yeah. That was mean. The crowd is the 12th player.

  • @007jamesbond32
    @007jamesbond32 День тому

    all i wanna say is this shows why the British army is so good is case honestly same energy so i been told ahah

  • @sergiomunizaragon5405
    @sergiomunizaragon5405 День тому

    What a misleading title you are clearly not drunk !

  • @zellhaufen8583
    @zellhaufen8583 День тому

    @DrunkTexanSays Player transfers are more complicated than explained in the video and behind the scene information is not available to the public. But in general less potent teams are open to trade their players for money, sometimes trade him for another player if the offer is good or they dont want a player anymore (and no one wants to keep a player who does not function in the team, because he is not motivated and you can get good money for him). Some teams even make a decent profit by repeatedly finding new talent, then sell those players after a fews seasons, and then find new talent again. Sometimes they even get a player back they sold previously, which is not that good anymore but fits the team and the fans, and they get him very cheaply back as part of the major transfer. This can work quite well because the big teams cannot afford to develop young players in important matches, while teams in the lower end can, and they can still achieve their goals with more average, affordable players. It helpt to imagine the teams being in different tiers. You have the big, world class teams that eventually get all the superstar players because they can pay the tens or hundreds of millions transfers when a player is at his top level and those players are eager to play for them and earn much more. You have the average teams who can still choose from the vast pool of talented, experienced, decent players or sometimes older superstars, but would never buy an expensive superstar which would be too good and too expensive for them. They will sell stars if they have them at their peak because from the money they can afford dozens of other players or better economics. Young superstar also sometimes choose to remain in such teams for a season or two because it allows them to develop without massive pressure, and while awaiting the offers that come, those teams are often quite good nationally and win most matches, so it can be a lot of fun to play for them. And you have the rest, which plays at the bottom of a league or in second division who mostly make do with more average players or their youth academy, and hope for better times when they have more success (like promotion or qualification for the international tournaments) which then leads to better economics, in which stadium size, good management and major advertisement contracts play a major role.

  • @bensc260
    @bensc260 День тому

    One of the darkest ive ever heard, a british worker (liverpool fan) was beheaded by terrorists in iraq, the man united supports "ken bigley, he is dead, he went to work and lost his head, with a nik nak paddy whack, give the dog his bones, ken bigleys not coming home..... dark that one

  • @cunawarit
    @cunawarit День тому

    Some of the back stories are geniunly horrofic. Feel free to Google Jimmy S...

  • @sueedwards1969
    @sueedwards1969 День тому

    Trust me when I say us British are brutal x

  • @fasterpussycat9
    @fasterpussycat9 День тому

    British football chants, best in the world! I love being British, there's nothing we won't take the piss out off 😂

  • @poseidoncountsasabigfish2646

    Here in England's West Midlands, I have noticed an anti-police attitude but without finding any real reason why, so I suspect it's more of a shallow, anti-establishment thing from certain sub-cultures. It doesn't seem to vary based on race so I reckon a lot of it is just bullshit copycatting of their friends, influence of the anti-police attitudes in America from incidents like the George Floyd murder, or I'm surrounded by self-entitled petty criminals.

  • @tonyjacobs7088
    @tonyjacobs7088 День тому

    THANKS BRUV I NEEDED A GIGGLE- THE BEST I HAVE HAD FOR YEARS-ME-70 ORIGINAL 68 SKIN HEAD NORHT BANK WOLVES HOOLIGAN- CHANTING IS ALL PART OF THE EVENT- ALL BANKS KNOW WHAT THE CRAICK IS- WHEN I WAS A COMBATANT IT WAS STORM THEIR BANK AND TAKE IT BY KICKING SHITE OUT OF THE ENEMY-- "NICE TO SEE THE "QUIRES" ARE STILL SINGING"....

  • @jamescorrigan2777
    @jamescorrigan2777 День тому

    Mark McGee when he was at Aberdeen and Celtic. “Has fat, he’s round he weighs 300 pounds.”

  • @user-hi5uh7lv8p
    @user-hi5uh7lv8p День тому

    Research "have you had your chicken Bobby Sands."

  • @Speedleking
    @Speedleking День тому

    For context Adam Johnson is a footballer who was convicted and sent to prison for abusing an under age girl and Jimmy Saville was a TV personality that after his death was found to have abused hundreds during his career. As for how we do this. We've been doing it for nearly 150 years.

  • @stewieeboi06
    @stewieeboi06 День тому

    Boys will be boys, or in britain the lad will be lads 😂

  • @hellbender31
    @hellbender31 День тому

    mass alcoholism

  • @williamwhite9819
    @williamwhite9819 День тому

    Look up context of Jimmy Saville

  • @stuartward1755
    @stuartward1755 2 дні тому

    Americans: "British people are so polite and charming." British people:

  • @adambrooks4542
    @adambrooks4542 2 дні тому

    5:25 basically That's all you do...

  • @wendy6512
    @wendy6512 2 дні тому

    Agree Sky TV is F 💩

  • @palmertrees
    @palmertrees 2 дні тому

    7.30 in see Neville Southall!

  • @mickcallus9646
    @mickcallus9646 2 дні тому

    You need to hear FAT BASTARD by The MACC LAD - available on youtube, don't know how... Maye a video in itself..... Great reaction by the way

  • @psr0459
    @psr0459 2 дні тому

    " You're nothing special, we lose every week " Omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @samuelunwin3094
    @samuelunwin3094 2 дні тому

    Jimmy Savile is a well known pedophile who used to be a children's TV personality in the 70s, he has nothing to do with football, they're just calling people nonces 👍

  • @GolfingInParadise783
    @GolfingInParadise783 2 дні тому

    Like your content Mike! As a Brit and an avid football fan I can assure you that these are quite tame! You should hear our rugby songs, have a look at max boyce, hymns and arias. One of the best footie chants is (to the tune of lord of the dance) Is a man united song about a Korean player which goes ‘Je sung park as good as he may be, you still eat dog in your own country, it could be worse you could be scouse, eating rats in your council house’

  • @TheSockWomble
    @TheSockWomble 2 дні тому

    I remember as a Wimbledon fan we were voted as the most intelligent football fans back in The 90s in the sun newspaper. Next game we’ve got more ALevels than you have 😂 chant such good batter and memories loved every minute of it…talking to people around use so many teachers, accountants, managers well educated people with common sense and down to earth great sense of humour 👍

  • @user-kq9gq2xq2f
    @user-kq9gq2xq2f 2 дні тому

    I'm a proud Brit. We have the best sense of humour in the world. We won't be laughing much longer if Labour get in. We will be a Muslim state.

  • @drodevil102
    @drodevil102 2 дні тому

    Come back....we miss you

  • @seankendall8599
    @seankendall8599 2 дні тому

    Adam Johnson played for Sunderland and England but was convicted and jailed for sexual abuse against a 15 year old girl

  • @MrSqueak2NE1
    @MrSqueak2NE1 2 дні тому

    American football you hardly kick it, British football it's kicks every second, so call yours handball, and ours football! Thank you rant over

  • @opinionatedintellectualidi6559

    I just wish he actually knew who they were talking about and, in what context, it would have made it way more funny.

  • @oceanborn1962
    @oceanborn1962 2 дні тому

    Almost half of them are Leeds chants. Jimmy Savile was from Leeds and other supporters gave us hell about him. So...we turned the tables and sung songs about him ourselves. The one about sha***ng dogs was sung at Huddersfield - whose nickname is 'The Terriers'.

  • @bananas1318
    @bananas1318 2 дні тому

    In mma when they get kicked in the shin they absorb the kick, a lkot of times theyre not taking in the full kick.

  • @johnpyzer812
    @johnpyzer812 2 дні тому

    Wow you have not heard of Sky TV or the biggest sex offender in history Jimmy Savile? Rupert Murdoch owns sky TV it is one of the largest franchises in the world and Jimmy Savile was a famous TV personality who raped and sexually assaulted nearly a thousand kids and women over a period of decades all while being the face of children's charities and kids TV! He is like Michael Jackson in steroids and Viagra! And lise weight all you want you will still get called a fat bastard at some point if they spot you as it can also be said in irony.

  • @RW-nr6bh
    @RW-nr6bh 3 дні тому

    Meadowbank Thistle fans signing "Hitler one, Clydebank nil, hallelujah" to the tune of Michael Row the Boat Ashore is definitely up there. As is the "There's only two Andy Gorams" after he was diagnosed with schizophrenia.

  • @callummurphy9464
    @callummurphy9464 3 дні тому

    Getting in you could walk in with anything to game😂 lower league teams are best for chants and if you can sit closer to the away fans it’s way better just pure abuse for 90mins🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

  • @HeyBugguLuggs
    @HeyBugguLuggs 3 дні тому

    The Brits are BRILLIANT - their chants are so funny and sooooo brutal 😂😂😂 Americans would be in tears if someone chanted about them in there same way 😂😂😂

  • @thebestplaguemarine3130
    @thebestplaguemarine3130 3 дні тому

    Park park where ever you may be you eat dogs in your own country could be worse could be scouse eating rats in a council house

  • @bobdidit55
    @bobdidit55 3 дні тому

    If you are speaking about the English supports specifically don’t call them British. Welsh and Scottish supporters are very different.

  • @andrewmacleod3308
    @andrewmacleod3308 3 дні тому

    Root for Aston Villa.